“Weird Al” Yankovic came out with a new music video called “White & Nerdy”. I can relate to everything except for the Segway, wearing a fanny pack and making out with bubble wrap. As much as I like Star Trek, I would never have posters of Captain Kirk and Captain Picard hanging on my wall. I’ll stick to my white and normal Norman Rockwell posters. There is only so much whiteness and nerdiness a person can take.