Check out my new “CDR Fan Girls Club” T-shirt from Teespring. This T-shirt idea came from an anonymous reader as an alternative name for my last Slashdot troll. If you’re not familiar with Slashdot, it was the Reddit of the late 1990s. If you’re not familiar with Reddit, you haven’t paid attention to your brokerage account lately. The “CDR Fan Girls Club” T-shirt is available in black or pink for $15 USD each. Save money on shipping by ordering more than one shirt from my store.